Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Me! Giving advice.

Disregard what you thought you wanted
have an open mind when you receive
particular physical characteristics

weed through the thousands of profiles
they're probably actually creepy.

it could save you some grief
only to have the guy never call again.

As a little background,
I get really jazzed when I receive
an email asking for my advice
about online dating.

Me! Giving advice.
Generally it's spam but
That means that someone out
there actually cares
and if I'm not mistaken,
Here's what she said:

"For me, I'm looking for
some kind of advice
if you're clicking with someone
on the internet and real life
you had good luck with finding
the online dating world
I know you're busy but


Well, ask and ye shall receive

here's a few pieces of advice
to watch for, what to look for,
how to know:

between a certain age range?
graduated from college?
I don't know how much weight
They could surprise you.
don't ignore that feeling.

just try to have an open mind when you
keep reminding yourself that you want
a really good time on a date, and like
the idea that a woman has to sit at home
and wait - my boyfriends MUST be intelligent

For the love of God, you will inevitably meet assholes
who thought that they'd rocked my world
I can't tell you how many times
I have met some really, really
crazy stalker chick. Did it suck?

Did you find it informative?

Do you want me ?


The pale observer said...

Want you :)

Holli in Ghana